WEIRD STUFF I WROTE USING OTHER PSEUDONYMS
My article "HOW TO GET HIGH AT CHURCH" consists mostly of a quote from William S. Burroughs. But the title is entirely mine, and I think you'll agree it's best title ever.
This blasphemous piece makes fun of the batshit-crazy prophet EZEKIEL, by merely repeating what it says in The Bible.
Did the government kill this LEGENDARY AMERICAN ROCK STAR? The answer may surprise you.
This DILDO-BASED STORY is one of my few articles that includes first-hand reporting, because it is based partly on information that I received directly from the lady who is the subject of the story.
NORMAL STUFF I WROTE FOR BORING BUSINESS SITES
THIS ARTICLE about jobs in the 1900s is actually a bit subversive. The website that published it is intended to provide useful career information. But as my first paragraph hints, the goal of our modern society is not to be a free person, but rather to find someone to be your boss. It's called having a job!
And here's everything you've ever wanted to know but were afraid to ask about a COLA COMPANY you've never heard of.
SOME STUFF I PUBLISHED MYSELF
You probably don't want to read my interview with the TEENAGE SEX THERAPIST.
Was the NUCLEAR BUNKER UNDER MY PRESCHOOL really used to assassinate JFK? I did the research, now you decide.
They called my father BUCKSKIN. Here's why.